Seasonal fun on the South Bank

It's a beautiful day with the snow laying on the Thames Path. I was mulling over forking out a goodly sum of money to have a go on the miniature skating rink by the London Eye. But then I saw that, courtesy of whoever paid for and authorised these brand new signs, I could enjoy a similar kind of experience for free:

The sign could have said 'Considerate Cycling Pedestrian Priority' like the Council's traffic experts proposed. My, how dull that sign would be to a Banksy wannabee.